Colonel- Leaps short buildings in a single bound, is more powerful than a switch engine, is just as fast as a speeding bullet, walks on water if it is calm, and claims to talk to God

LtColonel- Leaps short buildings w/a running start and a favorable wind, is almost as powerful as a switch engine, is  faster than a BB, walks on water in an indoor pool, and talks to God if a special request is approved

Major- Barely clears quonset huts, looses tug-of-war with locomotive, swims well, and is occasionally addressed by

Captain- Makes high marks when trying to leap buildings, is run over by locomotives, can sometimes handle a gun w/o inflicting self-injury, can dog-paddle, and talks to animals

1 LT- Runs into buildings, recognizes locomotives two out of three times, is not issued ammo, can stay afloat if properly  instructed on use of a life jacket's wear, and talks to water

2 LT- Falls over door steps when trying to enter a building,  says "look at the choo-choos," wets himself with a water pistol, and mumbles to himself

CREW CHIEF-  Lifts tall buildings and walks under all of them, kicks locomotives off the tracks, catches bullets in their teeth and chews them up, freezes water with a single glance, and claims to be God